Monday, March 03, 2008

Why we vote.

This last week Waco has been inundated with potential presidents of the American States. We've been hitting them all up. Briefly, here is what I think.
Huckabee: Bizarre, illogical, and frightening. He jokes around maliciously about things that aren't all that funny to begin with. He connects two mutually exclusive thoughts as though they make all the sense in the world. He printed his stance on "the issues" one sided on glossy paper. You cant recycle glossy paper.
Hillary: Manipulative, aggressive, and arrogant. She talked for forty five minutes about the military and referenced herself as the future "commander and chief" about fifteen times. Her exiting music was "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton. Eh?
Obama: Didn't actually come himself but sent two low level members of Hollywood who gave out buttons, bumper stickers, and sweetass posters. I'm not at all sure how I feel about this.
McCain: Comes tonight!!

2 comments:

sharon said...

I'm coming in a week. I kiss babies and promise every night will BE circus night! I also believe recycling underwe...uh paper is good too. Please vote for me... or promise we'll see one another

Doc said...

what did you end up deciding about mccain?